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wal\-mart
1. (Wal-Mart) (1891↑, 357↓)
A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to [golf course]s in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.

C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.

2. (wal-mart) (1232↑, 185↓)
A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something.

Shhh... I'm going to Wal-Mart.

3. (Wal-Mart) (832↑, 265↓)
A large, parasitic corporation who moves like a plague, eating up all business in it's wake, and leaving a large, gray store with cheap, plastic crap. They take jobs, and then screw over their employees by destroying any union they come up with, or fireing them, or making them work in the childrens section. They close down all little shoppes in the area, and then sponsor people to start up new businesses, with advance revinue going back to Wal-Mart (*This is just a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it is real*)

Damn Wal-Mart moved in. The Pic-n-Save is gone, and now I have to work there. If I say anything about Union, they'll fire me. Damn Wal-Mart. Look at those hippies, trying to stop Wal-Mart from being built. Spike those trees\! Wal-Mart stores are [niggers]\! (check my definition)

4. (wal-mart) (772↑, 297↓)
A large piece of shit.

wal-mart is one big piece of shit with a door

5. (Wal-mart) (682↑, 234↓)
The redneck one-stop-wonder, a place where you can buy your tires, have them changed, get your groceries and the lacey teddy that you plan to fuck your sister in, ALL IN ONE STOP. Gawd' Bless de Wal-mart

For the family vacation Clem loaded up all the youngins' and took em' to the local wal-mart

Author: Sate-the-masses http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/1024633
6. (Wal-Mart) (473↑, 117↓)
1) Prices so low that any business within a ten kilometer radius will inevitably board up and shut down. 2) THE place to meet hillbillies and rednecks, since everything is cheap and low quality along with a McDonald's RIGHT INSIDE so you can get cheap ass fat. 3) Longest lineups, rudest people, underappreciated employees, and huge tightwads who bitch that they can't return a $3 shoe. ie Successful business.

Wal-Mart again? C'mon, aren't there other places where we pay more to NOT see 40 year-old fatass tightwads paying with $3 cheques?

7. (Wal-mart) (334↑, 104↓)
A store which out sources Canadian and American jobs to third world countries in order to sell cheap merchandise to third world refugees in Canada and America.

We're going out of business, a Wal-mart opened in our city...

8. (Wal-Mart) (153↑, 14↓)
Verb found in alien cookbook [to serve man]- cause of rising stock prices, sedation and weight gain of local population in US and China, and utter destruction of all critical thinking.

1)Wal-Mart for twenty years or until meat is about to fall off the bone. 2)We were going to repair the washing machine but figured why not Wal-Mart it.

9. (WAL-MART) (147↑, 45↓)
A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.

Hey sir, could you get me 10 bags of pork groins.

10. (Wal-Mart) (135↑, 34↓)
The world's largest (and cheapest) retail chain. To keep its costs low, this place has shitloads of security cameras, security alarms, and a "restricted item list" (super glue, razor blades, etc.). Wal-Mart doesn't give a fuck if your car gets damaged by a shopping cart. Also note that this place doesn't sell CDs with "Parental Advisory" stickers on them.

I went to Wal-Mart today and was watched by hundreds of security cameras. I bought a Korn CD (edited version) and replacement heads for my Norelco electric shaver, which showed up as a "restricted item" at the checkout. The alarms beeped as I left the store because the dumb-ass cashier didn't deactivate the security device on my Korn CD. The side mirror of my car fell off because it was hit by a shopping cart. The mother-fucker at the service desk said, "We are not liable for vehicle damage caused by carts."

11. (wal-mart) (153↑, 56↓)
A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

12. (Wal-Mart) (151↑, 67↓)
A business based in Bentonville, AR that decides to takeover the economy of small towns buy building a store with prices so low, all other businesses are forced to shut down.

The worst serial rapist treated his victim better than the local Wal-Mart treats their employees.

13. (Wal-mart) (142↑, 64↓)
1. Place where 90% of my wardrobe comes from. 2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money. 3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise\! 4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head\!) 5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.

I need to update my wardrobe- to Wal*Mart\!

Author: Malcolm X-crement http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/454881
14. (Wal-Mart) (100↑, 30↓)
A very, very depressing place to be. There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few. A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying. B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.) C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit. D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...: "My daughter got an abortion because of YOU\!" "I bet Bush won the election because of YOU\!" "I got pregnant because of YOU\!" E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing. Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart. See also: [hell]

Don't take your kids to Wal-Mart. Because Jesus told you not to.

Author: The Scurviest Pirate on Earth http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/1373509
15. (Wal-Mart) (104↑, 41↓)
The cheap-ass place that is always full of fuckin rednecks every fuckin time i go to the fuckin store\! This major "Mom 'n' Pop shop"-devouring corporation is found nationwide, but it always seems to be fuckin packed with rednecks, black and white trash, and other total circus FREAKS\!

Wal-Mart is my little slice of Hell.

16. (Wal-Mart) (72↑, 10↓)
1. Something like a whore house, because if you go there and spend your money you're guaranteed to get fucked. 2. A place which is sometimes accused of sending jobs to other countries, but in reality it's the number one employer in the Dark Pits of Hell. 3. A store that pays for 30 cash registers to be installed and then turns around and leaves 20 of them closed. 4. How Sam Walton chose to say "Fuck You" to America.

Wal-Mart sells everything, including its own soul\!

17. (Wal-mart) (86↑, 28↓)
The dimension of the damned.
18. (Wal-Mart) (96↑, 40↓)
Large Parasitic Conglomeration which appeals to over-zealous patriots, white trash, poor people and rednecks. They are famous for selling the retarded versions of name-brand products.

Wyett and Desiree went to Wal-Mart for new NASCAR tank-tops.

Author: Pimpmaster5000 http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/715086
19. (Wal-Mart) (75↑, 21↓)
The only thing in the world that can build a store the size of a pro football stadium in the middle of a cow pasture and make a profit. The construction of a Wal-Mart usually generates it's own ecosystem, complete with hotels, a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, a new Chevy dealership, a Cracker Barrell, a SAM's CLUB, and a gas station. Some parking lots of new Wal-Marts may require a ski lift or tram ride to make it to the front door.

In the year 2034, world domination will be fought over by Wal-Mart, McDonald's, Microsoft, and Exxon Mobil. People will be torn over who to allign themselves with, Always low prices, bland food with "Mc" slapped on the front of McEverything on the McMenu, The latest $300 operating system you swear is the same as the last one, or $18/gallon gas to fill your new Bradley Fighting Veichle (the next Hummer)

Author: Names are for sissies http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/1802515
20. (Wal-Mart) (74↑, 26↓)
Corporation bent on world-domination.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart." -me

21. (Wal-Mart) (58↑, 13↓)
Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.

Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart\! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh. Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.

22. (Wal-Mart) (78↑, 36↓)
The worst kind of evil. EVER. Right up there with sweatshops

Why would anyone in their right mind ever want to shop at Wal-Mrt anyway? All they do is put other hard-working people out of business, not to mention market their stores with those pathetic ad campaigns...

23. (Wal-mart) (63↑, 22↓)
Also known as "Wally World", A place where teenagers, mostly in the south, go when they get bored of the Mall or the Movies.

Person \#1: I'm bored. Person \#2: Wanna go to Wally World? Person \#3: Sure\!

24. (Wal-mart) (64↑, 23↓)
The home of all the cheap crap you'll ever need\!

If Wal-Mart keeps lowering their prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

25. (wal-mart) (39↑, 4↓)
1. A place where any customer having a bad day feels it is ok to treat walmart employees like 2nd class citizens. You walk around putting items randomly on shelves, next guy comes along picks up a $50.00 phone off of the candle isle in a spot marked $1.00 and wants it for that price but i'm the "stupid bitch" because he can't read. 2. A place that is packed at 2 AM because prices are low and everyone loves to shop there but these same people love to complain how they are driving small business out. Prices may be low but no one is holding a gun to your head. support your local businesses...shop there, not walmart and shut the fuck up\! PLEASE PEOPLE BE KIND TO YOU WALMART EMPLOYEES...WE ARE PEOPLE TOO.JUST WITH 10% OFF AND STOCK OPTIONS.

What do you mean this comforter is $79.95\!\! The shelf said it was only $2.49.It was right there next to the coffe mugs."STUPID WAL-MART BITCH" "Oh Bob,isn't it ashame that little pet store down the stree went out of business. We haven't been there in years. It's wal-mart's fault." "Speaking of which, I need to go there and pick up 20lbs of dog food for $8.oo"

Author: WALMART EMPLOYEE http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/2890153
26. (Wal-Mart) (71↑, 37↓)
The store you can return anything to. Hillbilly day care. A store where morons work.

Hey Billy Bob, lets return this 40-year-old can of soup to Wal*Mart\!

27. (Wal-Mart) (43↑, 11↓)
The root of all evil. Seriously. It's over sized, sells stuff at low prices because its crap, and pretends to be all patriotic and American when 99.9% of the stuff they sell comes from China.

Wal-Mart sells cheap crap\!

28. (Wal-Mart) (88↑, 56↓)
One of the worst places to shop on the planet. This place is always occupied by the lowest forms of American society. They include White-Trash rednecks, other slow Southerners, gangsta wannabes, and other fat ass or imbred pieces of shit from different races. Mexicans also come here, but this is only because this is all these poor, hard-working, good people can afford. Although these Wal-Mart stores are located everywhere, including the Northeast, most of them seem to be in the South and the southern Midwest (Indiana, Southern Ohio, Northern KY, etc.) The massive corporation is based in Bentonville, AR too. This explains why you see so many of these trashy, filthy people there. As many of the previous submitters have mentioned, Wal-Mart loves to run small-business owners out of business who have put their savings into running a business to serve their local community.

Tip: Never try using the komodes in Wal-Mart bathrooms. Don't do it before cleaning it with disinfecting spray, wiping down the seats, and putting on one of the paper toilet covers. Somehow it would seem easier to wear a condom, and take a new toilet seat in from the home furnishing department.

29. (wal-mart) (59↑, 28↓)
who to blame when your job has been sent to Asia

I had a good paying job until Wal-Mart came to town, now I'm on welfare.

30. (Wal-mart) (49↑, 22↓)
A Holt Renfrew for the poor.

Paris Hilton: "Daddy, what's a Wal-mart?" Mr. Hilton: "It's like a Holt Renfrew for the poor."

31. (Wal-Mart) (51↑, 27↓)
A place where they won't let kids buy Halo, but selling shotguns to every redneck who hobbles in there is perfectly moral and acceptable.

Wal-Mart Employee: Sorry son, This here rule book says I can't sell ya this here TV-game thingy, but how 'bout I show you our fine selection of shotty-guns?

32. (WAL-MART) (29↑, 6↓)
WAL-MART \{Wall-mart\} The only time you get a happy greeting before you enter hell

Welcome to WAL-MART\!

33. (Wal-Mart) (47↑, 24↓)
A dumb-ass store where people go to get cheap shit for more than it's worth. Usually, ghetto-dwellers and rednecks come for the super-clearance specials.

Wal-Mart: Pure cheap evil.

Author: insanelinkinparkchick http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/952959
34. (wal-mart) (48↑, 27↓)
1.A great place to bounce balls and piss off employees 2.A place i hate to go to because u go in and want only a few things and end up paying 400 dollars. 3.A place that almost everyone goes to but complains about it. seriously ppl if u dont like it then why go there?

John: i threw this red ball across the aisle and some lady yelled at me, it was great\! Mary: ok kids wait here ill be back in a few minutes. ::3 hours later:: sry i just had to get some extra things and this time i only spent 400$\!\! what a bargan\! Man walking into wal-mart: god i hate this place, oh well

35. (wal-mart) (49↑, 30↓)
everything america resembles, rich few taking advantage over the poor who are hypnotized by a smile logo.

katie i so hate wal-mart now they didn't have the type of condoms i needed\!

36. (Wal-Mart) (44↑, 25↓)
[Hell] Hell on Earth. Eternal brimfire.

I am lost in Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart is a place of eternal misery. The devil rules Wal-Mart.

37. (Wal-Mart) (16↑, 1↓)
(verb) Returning something that has broken or quit working a few months after purchase, whether one purchased it from Wal-Mart of not. This is due to Wal-Mart's return policy of don't ask, don't tell.

I totally Wal-Marted that vacuum after it clogged up and quit working on me. Wal-Mart didn't take back the steam cleaner I bought after if died, so I bought a new one, threw the old one in the new box and returned it. I needed a remote for just a day, so I bought one and Wal-Marted it the next day.

38. (wal-mart) (12↑, 2↓)
a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.

"darling, we're going to [wal-mart]" "NOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!\!\!"

Author: deejaylovesmaddie http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/4461681
39. (Wal-mart) (20↑, 10↓)
a place where if you shoplift, you are chased out to the parking lot by gaurds, slammed to the floor, and eventually suffocate to death.....

did u hear about dat guy who tried to steal s snickers from Wal-Mart??? they killed him....

40. (Wal-Mart) (35↑, 25↓)
A place where white trash hang out.

I'm going to Wal-Mart cuz I'm white trash. I'm taking my family to dinner at the McDonald's in Wal-Mart cuz I'm white trash.

41. (Wal-Mart) (45↑, 35↓)
One thing that pisses one off when buying anything at Wal-Mart is that only one or two checkout aisles are open, even during rush hour. But on the bright side, Wal-Mart sells the latest [computer]s dirt-cheap. All you have to do is uninstall [Linux], throw away the CD, and install your favorite version of [Windows], all for $399.99 or less.

At 2:30 in the morning, on my way back from a trip, I stopped at a local Wal-Mart to buy motor oil and coolant, and saw that the store was just as packed with frantic customers as it was at 2:30 in the afternoon. Yikes\!

42. (Wal-mart) (39↑, 29↓)
A place where all the customers want everything for free or cheaper even though wal-mart price cuts every other company out of business by being so cheap in there products prices and how they treat their employee's and ass. Lisa's a whore monkey.

Wal-mart customers stampede over the door greeters then complain that they tripped because of the workers.

43. (Wal-Mart) (9↑, 0↓)
1) One of the largest corporations in America that aims for the [working class] and sells everything at ridiculously low rates. 2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying. 3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before [China].

2 Years later, Wal-Mart opens banking opertunities in their stores. Wait... They already have banking opportunities\! :O 5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center 10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap. 20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart. 25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government. 50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN. Thank you freedom. \>.\<

Author: ssssssshhh. A secret\! Hehe http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/4508517
44. (Wal-Mart) (15↑, 6↓)
The ultimate Red-Neck daycare center, features cheap prices, a McDonalds, and all the tire and car support you'll ever dream of.

After Bill was tired of having sex with his cousin, he went to the local Wal-Mart to get a tire change and a Big Mac for less than $10.

45. (Wal-mart) (28↑, 19↓)
A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.[dumb asses].

Excuse me ,excuse me, idiots.

46. (Wal-Mart) (13↑, 5↓)
The shitty over-rated store that underpays their employees, has sex and racial discrimination, borrows all their materials for their sales from China, and has rude employees that defile the human rights of consumers. The only reason they get so much business is because they have no competition, and we must take steps to boycott everything from Walmart because they're also hurting the smaller businesses, moreless manipulating customers to give money to those cheap bastards until all the other places close down and it leaves nothing except that fucking Walmart store\! We must stop it from taking over our nation\!

Wal-mart is now trying to bribe 200,000 dollars to avoid a lawsuit from a woman that was trampled to death\! It's a fucking cheap ass slaughter house deeming society as a bunch of shitty ass retards that aren't fair to the economy\! Walmart must be stopped\!

Author: hekifier is the greatest http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/3951611
47. (Wal-mart) (29↑, 21↓)
The social spot for the white trash.

Girl: Let's hang out. Boy: Let's go to Wal-Mart then\! Girl: Yay\!

Author: you wouldn't care http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/1433507
48. (wal-mart) (19↑, 12↓)
noun: a fucked up store that has everything made in indonesia and hires illegal immigrants all the while putting up with rednecks [ghetto]s and those loser kids from the gay commercials. in business land wal-mart is the faggit who somehow has everything and is rushed everyday verb: to get ruined and replaced by someone with 1/3 the quality and who is cheap as hell

1. henrique and jose cleaned up the wal-mart while helping shaniqua and tyrone find shirts with dragons and flames on it 2. guy 1: poor kid... guy 2: what happened? guy 1: bobby got wal-mart'd by tht fag alfonso guy 2: ouch..

49. (Wal-mart) (28↑, 21↓)
A place for ghetto people to shop. Where every dollar you spend goes back to support ghetto communities in other parts of the world.

I shop at my neighborhood Wal-Mart, and my money goes to support fellow ghetto families in Indonesia and Mexico.

50. (wal-mart) (23↑, 17↓)
Okay people,let's stop the name-calling and get a real definition. Wal-Mart is the worlds LARGEST discount shop. Many of its chains include bakeries,supercenters,tire-and-lube shops,gardens,etc. Alot of its merchandise is underpriced and actual brand name,so stop complaining. There's not going to be ants crawling around in your Wal-Mart purchased shampoo,okay? Get over yourself.

People are sad when it comes to definitions. Wal-Mart and Target aren't disease causing,people.

51. (Wal-Mart) (24↑, 18↓)
The act of pinning someone down on a hot surface until they are dead. This verb originates from the Atascocita Wal-Mart where employees use this method to halt and murder suspected shoplifters.

Stop beating up your little sister or I'll have to Wal-Mart you\! It was so hot outside I felt like I'd been Wal-Marted after only five minutes of dog walking.

52. (Wal-Mart) (6↑, 1↓)
1:A gigantic store with nothing to buy and every time they remodel the inside their inventory gets smaller and the store seems to get larger. 2:Also after christmas it seems they forget all about stocking up on their inventory. 3:Departments that seem so far away that you need to have either walkie-talkees or cellphones if your in a party more than one in case one goes to the food and the other goes to the mens clothing and the other goes to electronics 4:Going in late at night. All those check-out lanes and only two ever seems to be open if you go in late at night and a:every employee seems to be watching you b:all the security cameras seem to be watching you and c:it seems like someone tails you every where you go. So why don't they just close it after 10 p.m like every other department store if they are that afraid of inventory shrinkage. and the final d:you seem to reach the check-out lane late at night at the exact time those only two lanes that are changing the money in the cashier forcing you to wait 30 minutes 5:It takes an average 15 minutes to find a parking space, 15 minutes to get into the store, 15 minutes to get to get to the department you want to get too inside Wal-Mart, 30 minutes in the check-out lane, 15 minutes to get back-out, and the final 15 minutes to figure out where you parked your P.O.S

Oh look it's tax free weekend and all those rednecks at the Wal-Mart

Author: Lefty A.K.A left-eye http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/4163199
53. (Wal-Mart) (8↑, 3↓)
The devil.

Me: "Let's go to Wal-Mart\!" My friend Britney: "Wal-Mart is the devil. It's a monopoly."

54. (wal-mart) (17↑, 12↓)
a place i would never be caught at... it is run by dumb rich pricks that need to take a pike and shuve it up their ass

wal-mart sucks walmart takes it up the ass

55. (Wal-Mart) (27↑, 22↓)
A concentration Camp...

I dont want to die= I dont want to go to wal-mart\!

56. (Wal-Mart) (11↑, 7↓)
A store that sells average items made by cheap labor. Everyone seems to forget even those "small family stores" buy things that were made in laborious countries too. Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive. Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.

Wal-Mart combines everything into one. Filled with normal people who complain for no real reason, as if they care about those "small stores" anyway.

57. (wal-mart) (10↑, 6↓)
The place where people who don't wear bra's and don't have teeth go to get supplies for the winter (and ammo for the summer)

Guy 1:Dude that guy doesn't have any teeth. guy 2:Yeah well the ...girls tits are on the floor ....ten feet behind her . guy 1 :hope the cashier is fast ... guy 2: not if she works at wal-mart.

Author: Matthew Reed- Hansen http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/3081445
58. (wal-mart) (19↑, 15↓)
the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt. Also a place to steal/buy censored music and low alcohol content beverages such as wine, beer, and bitch beer. hell yeah. They also sell nascar shirts which are popular with fat nascar fans\!

lets go steal some more stuff from wal-mart\! Lets go to wal mart and buy the new ludacris cd and get some wine and get drunk and drive to Alaska\! BIG TIME RACE FAN (a shirt commonly sold at wal-mart and even more commonly wore by fat nascar fans)

59. (Wal-Mart) (3↑, 0↓)
Sole hick hangout of any small town in Oklahoma. On a given friday night, you'll will be either at the crappy football team's home game, Wal-Mart, or if you're a druggie, the nasty old skating rink. You can a) get drugs, b) watch two hillbillies fight, c) watch the football team lose again, simultaneously losing what little faith you had for your team, or d) buy food/ watch all the hick people and run into someone else that has stayed in this ghetto town, in lieu of going to college and getting a life. There're just so many options. NOT\!

[hicks] [Oklahoma] [Wal-Mart]

60. (Wal-Mart) (10↑, 7↓)
A evil store that sells mostly cheap, Chinese imports to white trash and ignorant, overweight, mostly conservative Americans. Almost everything they sell will break and you will see the worst people the world has to offer at these stores. Avoid.

There are two things wrong with America: Wal-Mart and George Bush.

61. (Wal-Mart) (17↑, 14↓)
1) Retail establishment, AKA Sprawl-Mart, that represents the worst of American capitalist society and values: Mindless consumerism, quanitity over quality, the shrinking middle class, dead-end service-sector employment, anti-unionism, trade deficits, blind patriotism, racism, illiteracy, obesity, and tilt-up suburban sprawl. 2) A major donor to George W. Bush and the Republican Party, whose policies in turn create more Wal-Mart customers by offshoring good-paying union jobs. 3) Its very presence in a city identifies that city as an epicenter of lowlife inbreds or as adjacent to one. 4) Place where people of the middle class go to buy toilet paper and cat litter.

"Today I went to Wal-Mart to buy White Rain shampoo, diapers, Hamburger Helper and Marlboro Reds. Then I watched Fox News and voted for Dubya" "Last month I was let go from our town's family-owned hardware store. Yesterday I learned they are going out of business on account of the new Wal-Mart."

Author: Bertha Ventation http://wal-mart.urbanup.com/2370130
62. (wal-mart) (4↑, 2↓)
a magical land that in day it is a wholesome land.But at night it is barren land were the bugs crawl out of the walls and the creatures come out of the break-rooms and the servants are getting the human waste off the bathing room floor.Day by day the cycle repeats...

1.I'll be back i'm going to Wall-mart. 2.This place is like Wal-mart\!

63. (Wal-Mart) (7↑, 5↓)
Verb: To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.

Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step. Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch. Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.

64. (Wal-mart) (1↑, 0↓)
1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.

as invective "Go to Wal-mart"

65. (wal-mart) (9↑, 8↓)
A store that everyone hates, yet they shop there anyways. See also [McDonalds].

Admit it, you shop at Wal-mart too\!

66. (Wal-Mart) (17↑, 16↓)
A nationwide supermarket chain generally distinguished for their lower-income clientele and ridiculous amounts of shopping carts scattered haphazardly across the parking lot, as if the cart-pushers are paid to loaf around.

Once upon a time, I was retarded, and decided upon heading to Wal-Mart's for the exclusive reason of attaining some pussy. I was more than sadly disappointed.

67. (Wal-Mart) (17↑, 16↓)
\<i\>noun\</i\>: A dirt-cheap place where wiggers, white trash and my mom go to buy anything, from SPAM to clothing. \<i\>noun\</I\>: a word for the worst working conditions ever. \<i\>Noun\</i\>: The spawning grounds of geeky computer nerds, Enron CEO's and small satanic creatures. \<i\>Verb\</i\>: (Wal-Marted) A word used when Wal-Mart pushes another competitor store out of buisness. (See [Wawl-Mawt])

Let me get this straight - your job at Wal-Mart is being a carpet? Wow, Sam's Appliances was just Wal-Marted out of buisness\!

68. (Wal-mart) (21↑, 20↓)
A place where poor people and white trash shop.

"We're going to hang out at wal-mart, billy bob, wanna join us?

69. (Wal-mart) (26↑, 25↓)
a place to get kewl smily face stickers when u walk in, also a really really fast place to get kicked out of\!\! :)

ME: "check out mah fly ass walmart stickers doods, mah friends: shits doods we needa go to walmart\!

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70. (Wal-Mart) (0↑, 1↓)
A popular retail chain which sells a variety of goods that everyone ridicules until they loose their job.

I used to shop at only the finest stores and until this recession, I said ony poor African Americans and white trash shopped at Wal-Mart. Now I have to save every penny I get. Wow. Karma is real.

71. (Wal-Mart) (1↑, 3↓)
See "Capitalism"

I hate that evil Wal-Mart so much\!\!\!

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72. (wal-mart) (8↑, 10↓)
Wall-mart :: A place full of broke rednecks trying to get dog food on sale, also where low lifes all hang out a talk about tractors

Hey yall let's go to wal-mart, I think Britney Spears will be there maybe we can get her autograph =]

73. (Wal-Mart) (7↑, 10↓)
A phrase used to describe something cheap that doesn't work well or sometimes doen't work at all...The phrase Wal-Mart can also be linked to [poser]...

Person 1- Doesn't he play guitar? Person 2- He has a Wal-Mart guitar... Person 3-What a poser... OR Person 1- Do you like that skateboard? Person 2- you mean that Wal-Mart..Psht, no

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74. (wal-mart) (12↑, 15↓)
A romantic alternative

Aren't we in love? Holding hands, making out, fondling each other in Wal-Mart? Heck with fancy restaurants and roses, I'm taking my date to Wal-Mart for some good ol' lovin'

75. (wal-mart) (7↑, 11↓)
1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks. 2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle. 3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing. 4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.

1.Kid: Mommy\!\!\!\! I'm hot, why isn't the air on? Mommy: Dear, the air broke. Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart\!\!\! 2.Dude1: Where's my car? Dude2: [IDK]. 3.Teen1: [OMG] my shirt just got a hole\! Teen2:It's [bc] you got it at Wal-mart, duh. 4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more\! American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart\!

76. (Wal-Mart) (3↑, 8↓)
A place for people to get a good deal on many things that are necessary for a good life. Yes there are some things that can be fixed, like in any large company, but it's a work in progress. Wal-Mart is based out of Bentonville, AR. The first store however is based in Rogers, AR. The health care is good for their employees & their families. They take care of their employees very well. Yes it does take over some of the small town mom & pop shops but at the same time they help these people and communities out.

I buy just about everything at Wal-Mart if I can. There are a few times that I have to go to other places to get certain things. If you have such a problem with Wal-Mart then don't shop there. Nobody is making you shop there. I've found that the main reason that people bash Wal-Mart is because they are very successful & good at making things affordable to everyone.

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77. (wal-mart) (14↑, 20↓)
A hidden camera in the wall, so that you can watch your neighbors have sex and later sell the video tapes.

"I hear that couple really gets off screwing the shit out of eachother." "That's ok we make a profit everytime and take their shit to [wal-mart]."

78. (wal-mart) (22↑, 29↓)
A proven success story that provides consumers with low prices and employs a lot of people. This pisses off lazy people because they are envious of its success.

I love paying higher prices and getting lousy service at the local mom and pop store. And if that small store ever starts to make money and hire more employees and drive down the prices for me, I'll hate them like wal-mart.

79. (wal-mart) (15↑, 22↓)
The reason why hippies don't get jobs.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon? Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.

80. (Wal-mart) (11↑, 18↓)
1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20. 2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security. 3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.

1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?\! 2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine\! 3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.

81. (Wal-Mart) (0↑, 8↓)
Best thing since sliced bread.

HEY ITS WAL-MART\!\!\!

82. (wal-mart) (1↑, 9↓)
the place where they never EVER have coco pebbles \!

hey , i went to wal-mart and they didnt have coco pebbles . =O

83. (Wal-mart) (12↑, 26↓)
A one-stop shop; Heaven on earth.

I went in the Wal-mart for Milk, but I came out with everything but the cow.

84. (wal-mart) (1↑, 18↓)
To discribe something or someone that has it all, such as an attractive woman who has all the right parts, a guy who is well built and/or has money or nice things or a sharp car. Refering to the fact that you can get almost anything at Wal-mart.

Hey man, did you see that fine lady over there? She is straight Wal-mart. Joe is totally Wal-mart. He's good looking, got a good job, a nice car and a fine girlfriend. Look at the rims on that Impala, and that bad ass paint job. That car is Wal-mart.

85. (Wal-Mart) (27↑, 45↓)
the best friggin store on the damn planet\!\!\!\!\! i go there whenever i come to america\! we have a wal-mart in england (but its called asda) and its no where near as good\!\!

Wal-mart is the shit\!

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86. (Wal-Mart) (7↑, 31↓)
referring to a woman pleasuring herself (the male version is "meijer")

"I so know that you just went to wal-mart last night\!"

87. (Wal-Mart) (29↑, 55↓)
A store started by Sam Walton, which sells everything you need at very low prices. Come on, Wal-Mart dissers, you know you shop there too. Who wouldn't?

Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.

88. (Wal-Mart) (48↑, 81↓)
A very large company that started out small like most do by Sam Walton in Bentonville, Arkansas. It's the target of many attacks from hippies with nothing better to complain about. Wal-Mart sells the same products small stores, but for cheaper and you don't have to drive around town to find what you need to buy. I mean think about, would rather drive around all over the place to buy a few different or you can go to Wal-Mart and get everything in the same place. They move in to communites all over the country and provide jobs and other services to the community. If you like spending more money for the same products then shop somewhere else and stop crying about Wal-Mart.

Me: I'm going to stop by Wal-Mart today to buy a new game for only $40. Some pussy democrat cryer: How can you shop there, they drive small companies out of business. Me: Well, if small companies wouldn't sell their products at higher prices I'd shop at the small companies more often. But, they like to charge $55 for the same exact game. You must be retarded or something.

89. (Wal-Mart) (8↑, 55↓)
A big store where Michele likes to shop

I am going to Wal-Mart

90. (Wal-Mart) (21↑, 74↓)
Heaven.

Pack it up kids, we're going to Wal-Mart\! See [Wahl-Mart].

91. (Wal-mart) (29↑, 87↓)
The greatest retail store on Earth.

My man loves to spoil me. He took me on a shopping spree at Wal-Mart then after that we had dinner at Mcdonalds. How romantic\!

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